So I Married A Metrosexual

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So I Married A Metrosexual
Topic Started: 16 May 2009, 07:23 PM (200 Views)
gary 'n' wendy	16 May 2009, 07:23 PM Post #1
AUSSIE INTERNET IS FUBAR Posts: 1,623 Group: Members Member #1,066 Joined: 3 January 2007 Migration Status Permanent Resident My Mood If a didnae laugh ah'd greet	When I met Gary, frozen pizza from Asda was haute cuisine. he is currently in the kitchen with a fresh coconut trying to extract the flesh and grate it so he can replicate a recipe he saw on Masterchef the other night (and stressing that he won't be able to make an egg mesh omelette). Life is a funny thing!! Wendy out



manwinoname	16 May 2009, 08:26 PM Post #2
manwinoname Posts: 215 Group: Members Member #1,620 Joined: 21 August 2007 Migration Status Permanent Resident My Mood optimistic My Location Somerville	gary 'n' wendy 16 May 2009, 07:23 PM When I met Gary, frozen pizza from Asda was haute cuisine. he is currently in the kitchen with a fresh coconut trying to extract the flesh and grate it so he can replicate a recipe he saw on Masterchef the other night (and stressing that he won't be able to make an egg mesh omelette). Life is a funny thing!! Wendy out sounds like your training is finally paying off Wendy. At least a large coconut in his hands sounds a safer bet than a large pineapple :Grin: Cheers :Beer: Steve



Nagiboy	16 May 2009, 10:52 PM Post #3
A phenomenon Posts: 1,623 Group: Members Member #1,165 Joined: 11 February 2007 Migration Status Permanent Resident My Location Drysdale	Gary Gary Gary. Tut Tut Tut. Why have you made Wendy's chain long enough for her to get out of the kitchen and get to the PC???



gary 'n' wendy	23 May 2009, 09:14 AM Post #4
AUSSIE INTERNET IS FUBAR Posts: 1,623 Group: Members Member #1,066 Joined: 3 January 2007 Migration Status Permanent Resident My Mood If a didnae laugh ah'd greet	Forgot to get back to this one . Dear oh dear what a disaster that was Here's what Eggnets with Pork, Prawn, Beansprouts and Cucumber Relish should look like Posted Image The recipe asks for the flesh of one coconut grated . . . . . I watched the episode of Masterchef with this dish, but they didnt show the chef attacking the coconut with a claw hammer to get it open, and every kitchen utensil available to get the bloody coconut flesh out ! I did try for about an hour, but after the second finger laceration I gave up.Tip from a half arsed weekend chef, if you have to use coconut, stick a few bountys into your mouth, suck off the choclate, and spit out the remains. Tonights dinner is the classic Beans ala toast. :tartan: Gary :tartan:



koalakim	23 May 2009, 06:04 PM Post #5
Legend Posts: 4,452 Group: Members Member #889 Joined: 1 September 2006 Migration Status Citizen My Location Mornington	Cheat and buy desicrated coconut! You need a machete to open a coconut - they make it look so easy in the films! Hope the Gourmet Beans on Toast tastes nice!

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