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| Topic Started: 16 Nov 2009, 10:58 AM (164 Views) | |
| Amanda & Simon | 16 Nov 2009, 10:58 AM Post #1 |
Braiiiiiinnnss
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...who feels it's too quiet round here.
LOG ON: Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the Barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the Barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys. WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold. SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season. BYTE: What mozzies do. MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do. CHIP: A bar snack. MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips. MODEM: What you did to the lawns. LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps. SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster. HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart. MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed. MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up. WEB: What spiders make... WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the veranda. SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go. CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go. YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go... UPGRADE: A steep hill. SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things. NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net. INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go. NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net. ONLINE: Where you hang the washing. OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough. I'm not even going to go into what the exact meaning of ROUTER is, but suffice to say that it does involve Wayne Carey. :Grin: |
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| dwmcjd | 16 Nov 2009, 11:08 AM Post #2 |
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Probably already seen by most, but still funny!
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| koalakim | 19 Nov 2009, 06:30 AM Post #3 |
Legend
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Thanks Simon! Oh yes don't metion the R word! It's so hard to stop yourself using it sometimes though but it makes the Aussies laugh when you do! |
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